cpcoulter:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.

celestialcat:

secretive bastard ._. …

angriest asshole :D

dukeofstagron:

badly-drawn:

xinsatiable:

book-fetish:

who-cast-incendio:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

turnt3chgodh34d:

digatisdi:

atlantismorissette:

wugs:

jonsn:

cityblue30:

omnomnominator:

brianorwhatever-dead:

hunnidthousand:

laughinghieroglyphic:

how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

God bless the men of tumblr.

(via imgTumble)

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

BLESS THIS POST

You literally make my day, Men of Tumblr

The three different kinds of exam takers.

doctor-owl:

I always laugh at this part and people look at me like what’s your problem

hollythenugget:

Why can’t I dance like Toby 

geekpride:

Custom Wii “ZELDA” by OSKUNK